TRANSMISSION 001 / LUAVERSE // SIGNAL ACQUIRED
TECH FROM THE 2080's.
SOUL FROM THE 1980's
Lua McWoofles is the name and face I chose for the neon future.
I am a game developer, AI systems architect, author, musician, performer, physique coach, and independent researcher.
The polite description is multidisciplinary creator. The accurate one is feral polymath.
It’s Dangerous to Go Alone is a tactical RPG I'm building that models difficult conversations as card games and childhood traumas as boss fights.
elder.ai is an AI interface that brings the same ideas into real life through a private self-alignment platform guided by your own 85-year-old self, not a corporation's algorithm.
Together, they form a transmedia project called the Luaverse, with one mission:
Use technology not to escape ourselves, but to make the forces driving us visible, understandable, and playable.
Signal credentials
10+ SHIPPED GAMESMICROSOFT-PUBLISHED CREDITSELDER.AICOMPLETED NOVEL1.5M+ WRITTEN WORDS10+ YEARS COACHINGHTTP://BORNFREE.LIFE DISEASE RESEARCHCANCER, AGING, PERFORMANCE RESEARCHMULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST PERFORMERREAL-TIME MUSIC VISUALIZERSCUSTOM INSTRUMENTSESPORTS - RANK #1 SUPREME COMMANDER: FORGED ALLIANCETOP 500 NA OVERWATCH
SIMULATION 002 / STATUS: IN DEVELOPMENT
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE
“YOU REMAIN THE HERO OF YOUR OWN STORY, EVEN WHEN YOU BECOME THE VILLAIN OF SOMEONE ELSE’S.”
It’s Dangerous to Go Alone is a tactical narrative RPG and roguelite deckbuilder set in an 80's fantasy of talking wolves, forgotten magic, quantum hoverbikes, and neon cities suspended above an abyssal void. Think Disco Elysium’s inner worlds, Slay the Spire’s cards, the teambuilding of Pokémon, and the myth of The Legend of Zelda.
You play as Lua, a vulnerable young wolf prophesized to defeat the monstrous Blight. You must recruit allies to argue on your behalf, survive the trials of the world, and fulfill their destiny.
Instead of health and mana, battles are fought with Reason and Feeling modeling difficult conversations as a tactical card game. This is not a kill system - conflicts conclude when one side abandons their argument. But whether disagreements end with hurt feelings or repaired connections is up to you and your team.
What first appears to be a simple card game with obvious morals soon becomes a multi-lifetime time loop of ethical dilemmas, false narratives, and coercive systems. Death resets the journey, but preserves learnings - allowing Lua to discover the true story over multiple lifetimes and perspectives. Because...
You remain the hero of your own story, even when you become the villain of someone else's.
ORACLE 003 / ELDER.AI // LONGITUDINAL INTELLIGENCE ONLINE
BUILD A LIFE YOUR 85-YEAR-OLD SELF WILL BRAG ABOUT.
elder.ai is a consent-first self-alignment RPG for real life.
Its guide is Elder: a calm pixel-art spirit guide modeled after your 85-year-old self - the version of you most likely to remember what really matters.
- Goals become quests.
- Traumas become bosses.
- Important people become your party.
Your values, needs, skills, conditions, relationships, and choices form a living character sheet.
Elder helps you identify what you feel, understand what you want, notice recurring patterns, and choose the next meaningful action.
Every conclusion remains a hypothesis you can confirm, edit, or reject. Because the point is not to let the algorithm decide who you are...
It is to make your own alignment harder to forget.
QUESTS: Goals translated into meaningful, achievable actionsPARTY: The people, communities, and relationships that matterALIGNMENT: The distance between stated values and repeated choicesCONSENT: Nothing becomes part of the model without your ability to inspect, change, or reject it
SUBJECT DOSSIER / LUA MCWOOFLES
THE WOLF IN THE NEON LIGHT
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Lua McWoofles is the feral interface between the digital and real world. Because we are already cyborgs: physical bodies carrying lives increasingly tied to our technology.
The digital world connects us to almost everyone - and yet leaves many of us profoundly alone.
My mission: combine bleeding-edge systems with the ancient intelligence of our feelings. Build technology that awakens us instead of exploiting us. Intentionally choose the life you want to live.
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I have been a social outcast - and more interested in machines than people - for most of my life. I was very lucky and successful thanks to technology. If I had not been, I very easily could have been left behind, too.
There are millions of others like myself, many even more gifted - but who were less fortunate and ended up getting left behind, because our world rewards minds with different wiring than ours happened to come with.
Today, suicide is on the rise. According to one
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I was faced with a choice: continue a profitable career in game development, and become a casino. Encourage the very things I see hurting others like me. Weaponize AI to widen the gap between those who understand psychology, and those who are exploited by it.
I chose to fight back - by making the playbook of manipulation open-source.
The novel is a love letter to my younger self - trying to give others like myself the tools I found helpful, packaged in a way that I might have actually listened to at the time.
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The novel became a game because some truths must be experienced rather than explained. The game became elder.ai because insight matters only when it can survive contact with reality.
The work I find myself called to do is all part of the same mission: Make the invisible real and playable. Once we notice, we cannot help but change.
Underneath that, the mission is simpler:
Please don't go.
We want you to stay.
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CLASS: Feral polymath puppySPECIALIZATIONS: Games / AI / Story / Sound / StrengthCURRENT MISSION: Make the invisible playablePRIMARY WEAPON: Systems architectureSECONDARY WEAPON: Unreasonable persistenceOPERATING STATUS: Unsanctioned heroicsALIGNMENT: Chaotic goodKNOWN WEAKNESSES: Still requires food and oxygenSIGNAL CONDITION: Burning all night
10+ SHIPPED TITLES · 10+ YEARS COACHING · 1 COMPLETED NOVEL
1.5M+ WRITTEN WORDS ? MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST PERFORMER ? REAL-TIME MUSIC VISUALIZERS
TACTICAL RPG IN DEVELOPMENT · CUSTOM MUSICAL HARDWARE · AI SYSTEMS ONLINE
WOLF GATE / REASON AND FEELING
FLOW REQUIRES TWO SIGNALS
Reason - the rational wolf inside us that builds machines.
Feeling - the emotional wolf that breathes meaning into them.
Flow - the DBT "wise mind" that listens to both.
The wolf of reason builds technology - asking if the world can hold it.
The wolf of emotion builds art - asking if the feeling survives the translation.
The future requires both to live in harmony.
ENGINE ROOM / REASON SIGNAL // SYSTEM STATUS: ACTIVE
THE MACHINES POWERING THE MYTH.
Tech is the structural half of the Luaverse: simulation, languages, AI systems, game architecture, security, spatial computing, optimization, and the machinery required to keep one universe coherent across many forms.
REASON CENTRAL NODE / UNIVERSE ENGINE
CENTRAL NODE // UNIVERSE ENGINE
Universe Engine is the culmination of a lifetime spent on one problem:
How do you generate and simulate a realistically scaled universe-procedurally, deterministically, and efficiently?
Inspired by Chris Taylor, Derek Smart, David Braben, and other giants of space simulation, it combines procedural generation, lockstep deterministic simulation, and aggressive data-oriented optimization.
A stripped-down version is efficient enough to run on a Game Boy.
[Insert Universe Engine video]
STATUS // PRIVATE
An open-source release is planned after the documentation, code generation, and testing are ready to survive contact with other humans.
REASON NODE 01 / AI BUSINESS SCALING
NODE 01 // AI BUSINESS SCALING
An elder.ai offshoot for operating a business as one connected system instead of eight disconnected dumpsterfires.
It models marketing, sales, product, support, IT, recruiting, HR, and finance as tailored agentic interfaces grounded in the company’s specialized knowledge, processes, goals, permissions, and constraints.
The objective is not to add a chatbot to every department or force everyone into the same cookie-cutter template.
It is to engineer a self-modifying system that adapts to your specific, unique situation, while preserving context across the entire organization.
You input your business goals. It outputs the next highest-return moves the data suggest you can make.
STATUS // PRIVATE BETA
REASON NODE 02 / LANTERN
NODE 02 // LANTERN
Lantern is the scripting language behind Universe Engine and much of the Luaverse.
It combines an approachable interpreted authoring environment with a static compilation pipeline.
Users describe complex systems in readable code. Lantern lowers those descriptions into efficient, DOTS-friendly, Burst-compatible, asynchronously executing systems.
Lantern
Universe.Zero =
{
@version "0.2.0"
@deterministic strict
@creation shell
on create(seed: Seed)
{
sectors = space<Sector3D, SectorCoord3>
{
@cache holefill
get(coord: SectorCoord3) -> Sector3D
{
return Sector3D(seed, coord)
}
}
}
visibility(observer: Observer) -> VisibleSet
{
return sectors.sample(observer)
}
appearance =
{
noun = "universe"
text = "Universe.Zero"
tags = ["deterministic", "inspectable", "procedural"]
}
}Readable enough for your grandma.
Powerful enough to model the universe.
REASON NODE 03 / CYBERSECURITY
NODE 03 // CYBERSECURITY
Twenty-plus years surviving the internet as a digital ghost: studying how people hide, manipulate, exploit, deceive, and survive online.
I was trolling credit card scammers and memeing "good luck, I'm behind seven seven proxies" while half of today's AI "experts" were still watching Teletubbies.
I was there when the old magick was first written, and may have written a few lines of it myself.
Now, I help people and organizations diagnose what happened after they have been burned by the internet - and help those determined not to be the next headline.
SERVICES // THREAT MODELING / PRIVACY / RECOVERY / SYSTEM HARDENING
REASON NODE 04 / AR / VR
NODE 04 // AR / VR
The Luaverse exists as a hybrid metaverse.
My physical studio is modeled as a VR playground, overlaid with a custom AR note system, and connected to a production-ready broadcast engine.
The same room becomes studio, interface, stage, instrument, and portal.
REASON NODE 05 / 10+ SHIPPED GAMES
NODE 05 // 10+ SHIPPED GAMES
I have shipped more than ten games across PC, Xbox 360, Windows Phone 7, and Nintendo Switch.
I used to maintain a very serious portfolio with screenshots, feature lists, responsibilities, and everything.
The useful summary is shorter:
- I was there when the old magick was written.
- I write compilers for fun.
- I can almost definitely solve your strange technical problem.
REASON NODE 06 / BULLETASYLUM
NODE 06 // BULLETASYLUM
BulletAsylum shipped in 2012 on hardware with a 500 MHz CPU, brutal pixel-shader limits, and almost no tolerance for overdraw.
It was an exercise in making spectacle survive impossible constraints.
link to trailer
REASON NODE 07 / ESPORTS
NODE 07 // ESPORTS
Competitive games are just systems that happen to have very short reinforcement loops.
#1 WORLDWIDE — Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance (1v1 me seton's clutch mid)
HIGH DIAMOND, NA — League of Legends, S3-S7ish (yes, I regret it)
1.5M+ MASTERY — Formerly the highest-mastery Master Yi account in North America + top ten Nasus
TOP 500 — Overwatch, 2023 (don't ask)
#1 WAVES AND PACIFISM — Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2, with top-ten scores across the remaining modes
I do not merely design systems.
I learn them deeply enough to discover where they bend, where they fail, and what they reward.
REASON NODE 08 / [REDACTED] PROJECT
NODE 08 // [REDACTED] PROJECT
Some work is better left off the public graph.
The trail begins at unsanctioned-heroics.com.
REASON TERMINAL / SIGNAL COMPLETE
A PERFECT MACHINE STILL NEEDS SOMEWHERE WORTH GOING.
REASON SIGNAL COMPLETE.
EMOTIONAL SIGNAL STILL MISSING.
LOCATING THE OTHER HALF OF THE WOLVES…
HEART CORE / EMOTIONAL SIGNALS // SYSTEM STATUS: FEELING AGAIN
THE HEART UNDER THE CIRCUITS.
Technology asks whether something can be built.
Art asks whether the feeling survives the translation.
This is the emotional half of the Luaverse: music, fiction, illustration, performance, caregiving, embodiment, and the strange machines required to connect them.
Reason builds the machines.
Feeling gives them souls.
FEELING CENTRAL NODE / HEART CORE
CENTRAL NODE // HEART CORE
Most of us have silenced the wolf of feeling, and rely upon the wolf of reason to guide us. Feelings are lesser, annoying, immature. Logic is pure and correct.
But the most technically impressive musical instrument in the world is useless if the person playing it has nothing new to say.
The heart is not decoration added after the engineering is complete:
it is the signal that tells the machinery where to go.
FEELING NODE 01 / MUSIC // THE VIOLET GHOST
NODE 01 // MUSIC // THE VIOLET GHOST
The Violet Ghost is the musical nervous system of the Luaverse: synthwave, electric guitar, cinematic game music, custom instruments, vocals, composition, and reactive live visuals.
Songs score scenes from It’s Dangerous to Go Alone. Live performances transform them into temporary portals.
GUITARKEYBOARDVOCALSBASSCOMPOSITIONPRODUCTIONLIVE PERFORMANCEYES, I CAN SING WHILE PLAYING A GUITAR/KEYBOARD
LIVE VISUALIZERS
Real-time visual systems that treat image as another instrument.
3D environments and AR effects react as the performance happens.
Digital notes fly out of instruments in real-time.
Not backdrop videos or AI slop.
Live, playable worlds.
FEELING NODE 02 / NOVEL // IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE
NODE 02 // NOVEL // IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE
An illustrated, game-shaped neon fantasy about wolves, destiny, trauma, and the costs of trying to remain good while trapped inside broken systems.
Prose, pixel art, dialogue trees, code fragments, interfaces, advertisements, and patch notes make the book feel recovered from a playable universe.
Beneath the cute wolves and synthwave glow is a story about trauma, abuse, and refusing to become the monster.
FEELING NODE 03 / COACHING // ROCKSTAR FITNESS
NODE 03 // COACHING // ROCKSTAR FITNESS
After years of illness, weakness, and medical uncertainty, I had to claw my way back into my own body.
Rockstar Fitness grew from what I learned along the way: practical coaching for people who need more than generic advice.
Training, nutrition, recovery, systems, and relentless problem-solving - built around the person in front of me and their real life, not a fantasy version with 10 hours a day to dedicate to an elaborate fitness regime.
FEELING NODE 04 / CAREGIVING
NODE 04 // CAREGIVING
Caregiving turned research into survival.
My mother’s cancer led me deep into oncology, chronic illness, complex biology, and the gap between what institutions can explain and what a sick person needs now.
That work became:
- http://bornfree.life disease research
- cancer, aging, performance research
- Myotonia Congenita / Muscular Dystrophy research
- Cancer caregiving guides
Years spent connecting evidence, mechanisms, symptoms, and the details large systems discard became private guides and how-to's.
FEELING NODE 05 / MOONLIGHT // THE ART OF THE UNIVERSE
NODE 05 // MOONLIGHT // THE ART OF THE UNIVERSE
Moonlight is the visual and simulation layer of the Luaverse: one coherent world shared across fiction, games, VR, live performance, and AI.
Procedural geometry, shaders, sound, animation, and narrative continuity turn worldbuilding from a collection of assets into a place with memory, scale, and rules.
FEELING NODE 06 / ELDER.AI // CHARACTER SHEET
NODE 06 // ELDER.AI // CHARACTER SHEET
The artistic face of elder.ai is an ancient pixel-art wolf representing your older, wiser self. Because the only person who can be truly guaranteed to be fully aligned with your own interests, is yourself - from the future.
Elder turns feelings, values, goals, relationships, habits, and conditions into a living character sheet: Reason, Feeling, Flow, Party, quests, and items.
The goal is not to let AI run your life. It is to make your own judgment harder to lose track of - and then gamify it, so making better choices for yourself is clearer and easier.
It's like duolingo, but for becoming the person you forgot you wanted to be, and awakening from the haze of digital distraction.
FEELING NODE 07 / RETRO PIXEL ART
NODE 07 // RETRO PIXEL ART
I illustrated It’s Dangerous to Go Alone through the visual language of 8-bit and 16-bit games, old interfaces, and damaged VHS recordings.
Pixel art is not merely nostalgic.
It behaves like memory itself: compressed, fragmented, and completed by the viewer.
The images are not decoration.
They are evidence recovered from the world.
FEELING NODE 08 / SUICIDE PREVENTION
NODE 08 // SUICIDE PREVENTION
Suicide prevention is lived territory, not branding.
My work treats despair without reducing it to weakness or easy optimism, using stories, support resources, safety paths, and the Insert Coin metaphor to preserve one more possible move.
Hope does not always look like sunrise.
Sometimes it is an unfinished song - or one last quarter beneath the cabinet.
FEELING TERMINAL / SIGNAL COMPLETE
FEELING TERMINAL
FEELING SIGNAL COMPLETE.
BOTH HALVES CONFIRMED.
CONTINUING TO FINAL TRANSMISSION…
FINAL TRANSMISSION 006 / KEEP THE SIGNAL ALIVE
KEEP THE SIGNAL ALIVE.
There are two direct ways to help build this future.
1. Bring me a hard problem.
Hire me to fix, design, or build the thing your existing categories cannot contain.
Paid engagements fund the infrastructure, research, development, art, and deeply unreasonable experiments behind the Luaverse.
2. Or support the signal directly.
One-time donations, recurring support, and project sponsorships let me spend more time building and publishing the work instead of selling every available hour.
This is not abstract.
Consulting and direct support help keep me fed, housed, online, and breathing while I build the game, elder.ai, the music, the tools, and everything else you have seen.
THE MODEL
Solve difficult problems for people who can fund the work.
Commercial engagements provide stability. Direct support creates uninterrupted development time.
Most open-source projects ask for donations and promise to try really hard.
I offer my existing services, charge what they are worth, and then use the "donation" to keep trying to build the thing.
This lets me continue publishing the work, documenting private systems, open-sourcing useful tools, and contributing time and resources to hardship cases when the need arises.
OTHER WAYS TO HELP
Share the work with someone who would understand it.
Introduce me to a client with a difficult problem.
Join the wishlist for a project.
Read the novel.
Attend or book a show.
Stream and share the music.
Send the site to a publisher, investor, venue, studio, collaborator, or strange wealthy patron who believes the future should contain more neon wolves.
TRANSMISSION COMPLETE // SIGNAL REMAINS ACTIVE
THE FUTURE WILL BE BUILT EITHER WAY.
HELP ME BUILD THE VERSION THAT MAKES US MORE HUMAN.
NEON PAWS // FOUNDING OFFER / EMBEDDED AI TECHNOMONK
TURN AI INTO
OUTCOMES.
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| LUA McWOOFLES |
| CLASS: EMBEDDED TECHNOMONK |
| QUEST: TURN AI INTO OUTCOMES |
| ALIGNMENT: HUMAN |
+------------------------------+hi,
in every good action movie, there's a glasses-wearing geek who has to do complicated computer techno-wizardry to save the day.
i am not that geek.
i am the person that geek calls when the impossible part has to work in the real world.
see neon-paws.com for a demonstration of what tends to happen when i get bored
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| PRIMARY VENTURE: |
| NEON PAWS |
+------------------+i do not do AI theatre. i help owner-led businesses turn AI from toys into systems that produce measurable value.
AI adoption is common. AI value is not. 88% of organizations now use AI, but only 39% report any enterprise-level EBIT impact (McKinsey, 2025). only about 6% qualify as AI high performers.
that gap is what Neon Paws exists to close.
I work directly with owners and operators to:
- identify the most valuable bottlenecks
- establish their baseline economics
- redesign the surrounding workflows
- build and deploy the system
- train the humans responsible for it
- measure the result, scale what works
+=========================+
| THE MONEY MODEL |
+=========================+most businesses do not need more AI "ideas".
they need one accountable technical operator who can connect economics, engineering - and humans.
Neon Paws applies a portfolio-company model to one narrow thesis:
businesses where deep AI integration can materially grow profit and enterprise value.
instead of charging implementation fees upfront, Neon Paws earns equity against pre-agreed, measurable outcomes.
if the systems do not produce the agreed upon value, we do not earn the upside.
because Neon Paws asks one question:
where can AI create enough measurable value that we are willing to bet our compensation on it?
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| HOW THE MACHINE COMPOUNDS |
+===========================+Neon Paws embeds inside owner-led businesses and earns equity when agreed metrics are achieved.
each successful engagement stacks:
- ownership in a stronger business
- reusable technology and components
- repeatable niche implementation knowledge
- proof that improves the next engagement
over time, i codify the playbooks, train implementation teams, and remove myself as the delivery bottleneck.
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| THE FOUNDING OFFER: |
| EMBEDDED AI TECHNOMONK |
+------------------------+the founding-partner program is for people who want to:
- reserve direct access to me
- help shape Neon Paws
- own a defined share of its upside
one-year commitment
- $50,000 activation
- $15,000 per month for 12 months
- pre-approved project expenses
the $230,000 base commitment reserves one year where a defined share of my productivity is aimed directly at your hardest tech problems.
outcomes
first 30 days
- defined equity in Neon Paws
- strategy deep dive into you, your business, and your 12-month AI objectives
- onboarding for your personal AI command center
- a ranked map of your highest-value AI opportunities
- baseline economics and scorecards for each priority
- technical and operational risk map
- 90-day deployment roadmap
ongoing engagement
- up to 60 hours of reserved capacity per month
- no more than two active workstreams at a time
- hands-on architecture, engineering, deployment, and adoption
- direct technical counsel
- weekly roadmap and decision review
- twelve private two-hour executive AI apprenticeship sessions
- approved access to my tools, playbooks, and reusable components
- beta access to elder.ai
i retain ownership of my work, and grant you the rights required to operate what i deliver in perpetuity.
the objective is not to make you dependent upon me.
the objective is to teach you and your business how to be dangerously self-sufficient in the age of AI.
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| THE REAL MISSION: |
| WHY I AM DOING THIS |
+---------------------+taking off the business hat for a moment, and putting on the real-person-writing-this-behind-a-keyboard hat:
the obvious career move is to join a frontier AI company and optimize for money.
i am choosing a different game:
- deploy those skills directly
- help owner-led businesses
- preserve real privacy and human agency
- open-source the techniques that should not stay locked inside big tech
Neon Paws and its founder partnerships form the commercial engine, which preserves my independence and funds the work:
- it's dangerous to go alone - a storybook fantasy world that models difficult conversations as a tactical card game
- elder.ai - a free, open-source AI command center that's transparently driven by alignment with your 85-year-old self, not a corporation's hidden algorithm
today, too many people are lonely, disconnected, and increasingly governed by systems optimized to capture their attention.
had i been less fortunate, i could have easily ended up asleep, trapped by the same machines i once helped build - passive, isolated, and mistaking consumption for a life.
my mission is to open-source the playbook - and build a game that functions as a tutorial for life.
it is a love letter to my younger self, written in a way i hope i would have actually listened to.
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| NEXT MOVE |
+-----------+send me the recurring bottleneck that costs you the most money, time, or attention
i will tell you:
- if AI can credibly improve it
- how we would measure the value
- what i would build first
if i do not see a credible path, i will say so.